So I was watching Thor with my mom earlier and like
I still don’t get what Odin’s plan was
Loki’s all, ‘You took me for a purpose,’ and Odin’s like, ‘Yeah, okay, I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day and bring about a permanent peace through you,’ and Loki’s just like WHAT
Finishing homework at 4am
that is the most accurate reaction gif to describe this. I cannot stop laughing.
THIS PICTURE IS SO DARN FUCKIN CUTE
BUT JUST WAIT A MINUTE
LOOK AT THE SOLID STEAL COURAGE ON THIS LITTLE BUTTERCUP
GIRL YOU LIKE 8
THIS LITTLE GIRL GOT MORE GAME THAN I DO
things i learned in ancient greek art today:
- Achilles had a gay lover
- Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
- there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
- They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.
sounds like high school
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
The last one really fucked me over
Come on tho oliver wood was a babe from the moment he stepped onscreen
Yep, Oliver Wood always was the hottest of Hogwarts.
I’d be allover his wood. If you know what I mean.
Word count in the HP Series:
Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227
Word count in the LOTR Series:
The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462
This changed me
Holy shit. Well that puts things in perspective.